i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
today i saw a boy wearing a shirt with asexy flag colors and i thought nothing of it until some girl was flirting with him and he said “my anaconda won’t” and walked away
it’s either you spend your life indoors on tumblr and go to parties once every three month or you party hard and don’t care about tumblr
there’s no in-between
i thought i was in love but then he said he never read harry potter
me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.